the parents from Easy A are essentially what’ll happen when people from tumblr start procreating
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My bro just came prancing into my room with a Burger King crown. We don’t have Burger King in Belgium. He drove all the way to the Netherlands.
help this wasn’t supposed to be such a popular post
its funnier to americans because in Europe you can just dive to another country for burger king
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what staff really needs to do is delete those blogger who havent updated since 2009 with cool one word url’s
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the worst thing about taking naps is you expect to wake up afterwards feeling well-rested but instead you feel like you died and you forget who you are
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my love life will never be satisfactory until someone runs through an airport to stop me from getting on a flight
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why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting
I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy ass people, then the world would be a better place
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i wonder if one direction cry themselves to sleep because 99.99% of their fans are fucking annoying
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Ed Sheeran could sing the ingredients off the back of a cereal box and i’d still search for a downloadable version.
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having crushes on people sucks. 2 stars. would not recommend
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if your favorite band doesn’t cause you a lot of emotional distress then they aren’t your favorite band
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why does everyone keep changing their URLs asfjhgsajhfa I get so confused. I dont even know who half of the people on my dash are anymore.
It’s even worse when they change the url AND the picture at the same time
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Source…alguém me diz que eu…
Sou feio:
Sou gordo:
Tenho um péssimo gosto musical:
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